Relationships viewed through the periodic table

Dimitri Mendeleev gave us the clues on the elements of the earth. I'll take it further and postulate that these elements also represent our relationships.

I have no rights to this image and claim none. accessed from http://www.sciencegeek.net/tables/DeltaBio.pdf

Sodium has valency 1.... hence it is monogamous unless it finds a cheating spouse such as a sulphate ion, in which case it will be bundled up with its sister/ brother in an unholy matrimony....Never mess with the sodium types if you are not ready to settle down because they are as violent as they are passionate.  Another point to consider: It is almost impossible to find the sodium types unattached; they have such strong bonds that by nature they will be in a relationship, almost always. Good luck to you as you fixate yourself... To all sodiums out there:  you are officially endangered species.

Iron on the other hand prefers two or three bonds now you know why it is easily [heart] broken. it is not committed to any of these bonds. Sadly many land in its net because of its ability to associate with them so easily. Watch out for iron especially if you are oxygen and exposed to a little water, you just must be left as rust... talk about an early old age.

Do not mess with people with temperaments of  hydrogen. Bad news from the onset and you are bound to lose all battles with this kind. If you come in glowing these  Hydrogen types are the kind of stuff that will set u ablaze again. If  you mess with one such type when in high concentration[ read drama queen] they will mourn for you as one of the suicide bombers. On the other hand if you are oxygen, this may be your best bet because once you form that bond (water) there is no turning back unless, of course you find yourself ionised [tipsy/ high]  and some very strong catalyst presents its self...

Some dudes and girls are as deadly as uranium. Sugar mums and sugar daddys aka sponsors... Their weight can be compared to the heavy metals such as Uranium and plutonium. Unsuspecting damsels and gold-digging dudes rush in for these only to end up in graves before their time.  These heavy metals slither in mbu to give you power and money (Chernobyl and Fukushima come to mind) and will only exit when you are long dead. What's with long half lives and poisonous influences??

There are dudes and girls who are simply too loose. They are too available like carbon. What with being in everyone's system and not giving people a break? (carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, food, you body cells, trees, roads, plastics, 99% of your trash. Have just exhaled? )

We also have bleachers... [Chlorine] by the time they are done with you, you'll be hanged out to dry. Cleaned out completely.

Others are simply too inactive they are inert.  Imagine dating a girl with a personality of argon!! They won't act.. it's like playing tennis alone! Inert partners are a frustration. You will in the end have nothing to talk about. Steer clear of this because they do you no good. When your friends ask why, tell them there was no chemistry :)

Perhaps the most deadly group are those who are both volatile and with unstable masses (Caesium for example a metal which is liquid at room temperature) ). Thankfully these are a rare brand that most of us will not even meet in our lifetimes.

It is just as unfortunate to end up dating someone you consider to be mercury. This metal is known for being very dense and very poisonous. I think it is even more unfortunate if you consider your partner to be dense. Guess you are the dense one 
But every once in a while you will find gold, silver and platinum. You are lucky to meet such a partner. hang on to them and make strong bonds together. don't change them becuase then they will no longer be the element you fell in love with. There is a huge difference between silver and silver nitrate. one is precious and maketh the rich, one only gets your body hair to grow faster... 

In  a sentence: to date well, know your chemical composition lest you make those terrible bonds that make distrous relationships

Free ranging...

I'm traveling again.
Life is a maze of roads, one starts where the other ends. No desitation is a final destination. I never seem to stop. I rarely slow down. I'm speeding, over speeding. I'm driven. I follow my ambition. I keep looking for the next goal, then next bend in the road, and the surprise it might bring.

I'm constantly on the road, a hippie of sorts. My thumb is out to catch the free ride. Even when I resit the urge, somehow they find me, they ask if I want to go, if I need a ride, I can't help myself... but yeild.

Even when I refuse, looks like everyone expects me to go. They cheer me on, until I get up and board that ride. And so I'm on the road again, to my next mission. My destination, off to see the world, to find insight. to get inspired and acquire new knowledge. I'm soaking it all up for in a short while I'll have to tell my tale, and these are the pieces of that huge puzzle. These journeys  I make will be the brush strokes on my canvas, the master piece I make for all to adore.

I'm back on the road, never staying very long in any place. 3 days here, 5 there. a week here, and 2 over there. I know my home but I rarely see it. I miss home but I seem to escape it.

 

Give him the finger!

Girls, sometimes it only right and proper that you give that guy the finger. Let me rephrase: Ladies it is OK to give the young man that finger.  Here is why.

When a man decides that they are ready to settle down with you and get married. It is no small thing. Guys today more than ever are quite, loose, randy and hugely irresponsible. They want you but they don’t want the whole of you. They are not ready to commit.

But not every guy is like that. Many are actually good. Yes they struggle. Yes they don’t have it all figured out. And yes, they have imperfections. They don’t think they are the best thing to have happened to you, many think they actually don’t deserve you. They are fully aware of their imperfections, inabilities, and in some cases deep seated insecurities.

Give him the finger!

They also see you. You are the envy of the community. You make them feel complete. You excite them, you rock their world, you give him sound advice. You are the firm shoulder they lean on. You are smart and witty. 

They may also see your other side. The imperfect side. I’ll not elucidate on that side because you know it very well. Even then, the guys have decided to settle with you.

It’s never a simple decision for a guy to get married. We give up alot. We lose friends [especially girl friends – to mean female friends]. We exchange our best friends for you. We leave our parents homes – yes we too have parents who love and think the world about us! We lose our freedoms / rights. We even lose part of our identity. 

And for all this we ask for that finger. Of course with it we are asking for your heart.

But many times, when he’s asked for the heart, hence the finger, the girl suddenly feels sweet. She plays hard to get. She suddenly starts to think of all the others who may also pop the question. She considers the deal for so long that the guy’s deep seated insecurities start to surface... 

Girls, if the stars are aligned for you. Ask yourself the basic questions, the core questions and once you are comfortable with the answers. Go ahead and give him the finger. Don’t wait to have all the answers to ALL the questions. I can promise you won’t have them even if you wait for a lifetime. 

We all settle for the core values.  The rest is left to God and community.

Again I say, Girls, if he meets those core values, it’s OK to give him the finger!