Dimitri Mendeleev gave us the clues on the elements of the earth. I'll take it further and
postulate that these elements also represent our relationships.
Sodium
has valency 1.... hence it is monogamous unless it finds a cheating
spouse such as a sulphate ion, in which case it will be bundled up with
its sister/ brother in an unholy matrimony....Never mess with the sodium
types if you are not ready to settle down because they are as violent
as they are passionate. Another point to consider: It is almost
impossible to find the sodium types unattached; they have such strong
bonds that by nature they will be in a relationship, almost always. Good luck to you as
you fixate yourself... To all sodiums out there: you are officially endangered species.
Iron on the other hand prefers two or three bonds now you know why it is easily [heart] broken. it is not committed to any of these bonds. Sadly many land in its net because of its ability to associate with them so easily. Watch out for iron especially if you are oxygen and exposed to a little water, you just must be left as rust... talk about an early old age.
Do not mess with people with temperaments of hydrogen. Bad news from the onset and you are bound to lose all battles with this kind. If you come in glowing these Hydrogen types are the kind of stuff that will set u ablaze again. If you mess with one such type when in high concentration[ read drama queen] they will mourn for you as one of the suicide bombers. On the other hand if you are oxygen, this may be your best bet because once you form that bond (water) there is no turning back unless, of course you find yourself ionised [tipsy/ high] and some very strong catalyst presents its self...
Some dudes and girls are as deadly as uranium. Sugar mums and sugar daddys aka sponsors... Their weight can be compared to the heavy metals such as Uranium and plutonium. Unsuspecting damsels and gold-digging dudes rush in for these only to end up in graves before their time. These heavy metals slither in mbu to give you power and money (Chernobyl and Fukushima come to mind) and will only exit when you are long dead. What's with long half lives and poisonous influences??
There are dudes and girls who are simply too loose. They are too available like carbon. What with being in everyone's system and not giving people a break? (carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, food, you body cells, trees, roads, plastics, 99% of your trash. Have just exhaled? )
We also have bleachers... [Chlorine] by the time they are done with you, you'll be hanged out to dry. Cleaned out completely.
Others are simply too inactive they are inert. Imagine dating a girl with a personality of argon!! They won't act.. it's like playing tennis alone! Inert partners are a frustration. You will in the end have nothing to talk about. Steer clear of this because they do you no good. When your friends ask why, tell them there was no chemistry :)
Perhaps the most deadly group are those who are both volatile and with unstable masses (Caesium for example a metal which is liquid at room temperature) ). Thankfully these are a rare brand that most of us will not even meet in our lifetimes.
It is just as unfortunate to end up dating someone you consider to be mercury. This metal is known for being very dense and very poisonous. I think it is even more unfortunate if you consider your partner to be dense. Guess you are the dense one
But every once in a while you will find gold, silver and platinum. You are lucky to meet such a partner. hang on to them and make strong bonds together. don't change them becuase then they will no longer be the element you fell in love with. There is a huge difference between silver and silver nitrate. one is precious and maketh the rich, one only gets your body hair to grow faster...
In a sentence: to date well, know your chemical composition lest you make those terrible bonds that make distrous relationships
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Iron on the other hand prefers two or three bonds now you know why it is easily [heart] broken. it is not committed to any of these bonds. Sadly many land in its net because of its ability to associate with them so easily. Watch out for iron especially if you are oxygen and exposed to a little water, you just must be left as rust... talk about an early old age.
Do not mess with people with temperaments of hydrogen. Bad news from the onset and you are bound to lose all battles with this kind. If you come in glowing these Hydrogen types are the kind of stuff that will set u ablaze again. If you mess with one such type when in high concentration[ read drama queen] they will mourn for you as one of the suicide bombers. On the other hand if you are oxygen, this may be your best bet because once you form that bond (water) there is no turning back unless, of course you find yourself ionised [tipsy/ high] and some very strong catalyst presents its self...
Some dudes and girls are as deadly as uranium. Sugar mums and sugar daddys aka sponsors... Their weight can be compared to the heavy metals such as Uranium and plutonium. Unsuspecting damsels and gold-digging dudes rush in for these only to end up in graves before their time. These heavy metals slither in mbu to give you power and money (Chernobyl and Fukushima come to mind) and will only exit when you are long dead. What's with long half lives and poisonous influences??
There are dudes and girls who are simply too loose. They are too available like carbon. What with being in everyone's system and not giving people a break? (carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, food, you body cells, trees, roads, plastics, 99% of your trash. Have just exhaled? )
Others are simply too inactive they are inert. Imagine dating a girl with a personality of argon!! They won't act.. it's like playing tennis alone! Inert partners are a frustration. You will in the end have nothing to talk about. Steer clear of this because they do you no good. When your friends ask why, tell them there was no chemistry :)
Perhaps the most deadly group are those who are both volatile and with unstable masses (Caesium for example a metal which is liquid at room temperature) ). Thankfully these are a rare brand that most of us will not even meet in our lifetimes.
It is just as unfortunate to end up dating someone you consider to be mercury. This metal is known for being very dense and very poisonous. I think it is even more unfortunate if you consider your partner to be dense. Guess you are the dense one
But every once in a while you will find gold, silver and platinum. You are lucky to meet such a partner. hang on to them and make strong bonds together. don't change them becuase then they will no longer be the element you fell in love with. There is a huge difference between silver and silver nitrate. one is precious and maketh the rich, one only gets your body hair to grow faster...
In a sentence: to date well, know your chemical composition lest you make those terrible bonds that make distrous relationships
